I was driving my car down a side street the other day when all of a sudden this cat jumped out in front of me.
I hit the brakes, but I heard a thump, so I stopped.
There was the cat lying right in the road. It was still alive, but I apparently had run over its tail and the force of the tyre had cut it off.
A lady came running out of a house screaming, "you killed my cat!"
I told her, "No, he's O. K., except for the tail, and I'll fix that."
I went into the trunk of my car and got out a roll of duct tape and taped the cat's tail back on.
The lady immediately blushed and called the cops.
A cop showed up and immediately gave me a ticket.
Boy, was I pissed off. I had to go to court, and was convicted.
What a bummer. All for retailing pussy in a residential area...