Superman's flying around Metropolis, bored to hell, sees Batman.

"Hey Batman, wanna go for a beer or something?"

"Naw, I've gotta get to Gotham, the commissioner needs me."

So Superman flies off.

Then he spots Aquaman.

"Wanna go shoot some pool?"

"I can't gotta go clean up an oil spill in the ocean."

So Superman flies off again.

So he flies by the beach, spots Wonderwoman stark naked, her legs spread wide open.

He thinks "I could go down there at the speed of light, fuck the shit out of her and she wouldn't even know what hit her."

So he flies down, gets busy and flies back up...

Wonderwoman looks around: "What the hell was that?"

"I don't know," says the Invisible Man, "but my asshole is on fire..."