A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, one of the largest
department store chains.

He shyly walked up to the woman behind the
counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man "There is more than one type?"

"Look Around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every
shape, size color and material.

The man looked befuddled.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only three
types of bras," replied the salesclerk.

"Can you explain?" the man asked.

The saleslady answered, "The Catholic type, the, Salvation Army type,
and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"

Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?"

The lady responded "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type
supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and
the and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.