Cathy's car was unreliable and broke down frequently.

She was constantly nagging her husband Rodney to fix it or to buy her a new one.

Rodney would go out to the garage, start to make the repairs, but as soon as the football game came on TV, he would stop what he was doing, grab a beer, and watch the game.

One day Rodney got yet another one of those calls from Cathy telling him the car broke down.

"What happened this time?" he asked.

"My brakes went out," Cathy said. "come get me."

"Where are you?" Rodney asked.

"I'm in the drugstore," Cathy responded.

"And where's the car?" Rodney asked.

Cathy replied, "It's in here with me."