These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.
Must sell washer and dryer £100.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.
And the WINNER is...
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.