Q: What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?

A: A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

Q: What's a brunette's mating call?

A: "Has the blonde left yet? "

Q: Why didn't Indians scalp brunettes?

A: The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party?

A: The invitation

Q: Who makes bras for brunettes?

A: Fisher-Price

Q: Why are brunettes love their hair color?

A: It matches their mustache