A big executive
boarded a New York to Chicago train.

He explained to
the porter, "I'm a heavy sleeper, but I want you to be sure and wake me up at
3:00 am for the stop in Buffalo. I don't care what I say, you just make sure I
get off in Buffalo."

The next
morning the executive woke up in Chicago.

He was furious.
He found the porter and really gave him an earful before hustling off to
purchase a return ticket.

After he left,
a co-worker said to the porter, "How can you stand there and let that passenger
abuse

you like that?"

"That's
nothing," said the porter. "You should have heard the guy who I put off in
Buffalo!"