• Not Drunk. Just Blonde.
• I haven't found Mr Right, but I have found Mr. Cheap, Mr. Sleazy and Mr. Wrong
• It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.
• Don't stare at me, buy me a drink.
• Veni, Vedi, VISA: I Came, I Saw, I did a little shopping.
• Next mood swing: 6 minutes
• So many men... so few who can afford me.
• Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
• Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time.
• If we are what we eat... I'm fast cheap and easy.
• I'm sorry honey, I just don't have the energy to fake it tonight.
• I'm really easy to get along with, once you learn to worship me.