- Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks
you are an ass. - Impotence..Nature's way of saying "No hard
feelings," - The proctologist called
...they found your head.. - Everyone has a photographic memory
...some just don't have any film. - Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up
your date. - Your ridiculous little
opinion has been noted. - I used to have a handle
on life...but it broke off. - WANTED: Meaningful
overnight relationship. - Guys...just because you have one,
doesn't mean you have to be one.. - Some people just don't know how to drive...
I call these people "Everybody But Me," - Don't like my driving?
Then quit watching me. - If you can read this...I can
slam on my brakes and sue you. - Some people are only alive because it is illegal to
shoot them. - Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and
fragile to be out by itself.
