Paderborn, Germany - Peter Howeler has been dubbed the
*Bungling Bandit* after entering a bank carrying a pistol.
In his attempt to hide it from the guard on duty, he shoved
the firearm into his back pocket, discharging it into his
left buttock. After being rushed to a local hospital, he
was later charged with attempted robbery.
[The gentleman in last month's issue from Vancouver, Canada
who blew his balls off with a .357 Magnum should get together
with this enthusiast. Imagine the damage they could do.]