Bunny and Bob, two frequent users of a chat room, discovered that they
had a lot in common.

Eventually, they abandoned the chat room for a more
intimate correspondence.

After months of virtual kinkiness, the two
decided
to meet each other face-to-face at a small cafe.

Bunny arrived a little late.

One customer, a short, frail man with an eye
patch, sat at the back of the cafe.

"Are you Bob?" asked Bunny.

"Yes I am," said Bob.

"Unbelievable!" Bunny exclaimed. "You told me you were tall, dark and
handsome."

"How do you think I feel?" Bob asked, his face turning red with shame.

"You told me you were skinny, blonde, and female!"