You admit having broken into the dress shop four times?" asked the judge.
"Yes," answered the suspect.
"And what did you steal?"
"A dress, m'lord," replied the subject.
"One dress?" echoed the judge. "But you admit breaking in four times!"

"Yes, m'lord," sighed the suspect. "But three times my wife didn't like the color."

 

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