The Queen of England was touring through the new wing of a
hospital that opened in London.

While on tour, she looked
into one of the rooms and saw a nurse giving a male patient
a hand job.

"What is the meaning of this?" she asks the
doctor who is giving her the tour.

"Your Highness, that
gentleman has a very rare disorder where his testicles fill
up with semen and he has to have an orgasm or else they will
burst."

"How very terrible," the Queen replies.

The tour continues onto another floor.

The Queen once again
looks into one of the rooms and sees a nurse giving a male
patient a blow job.

"How do you explain this, doctor?" the
Queen asks.

"Oh," he says, "he has the same condition as the
other gentleman. He just has a better health plan."