- GERIATRIC CITY -
Quality housing for older citizens that couldn't attract retirees, despite the mirrored bedroom ceilings, the hot tubs, the adjacent burial plots and other amenities. - PUMP AND HUMP -
A Nevada brothel that offered self-service gasoline to its customers. - STICKY WICKETS -
Pre-owned erotica for sale at attractive discount prices. - HAIR AND NOW -
Fast, inexpensive hair replacement using cat fur and thumb tacks. - PARADISE LOST AND FOUND -
A gynecological clinic franchise specializing in "25,000 mile tune-ups". - UNIX FOR HIRE -
A computer consulting firm that just couldn't build a long-term customer base. - SCRATCH AND SNIFF -
A new medication for hemorrhoids...available in all your favorite fragrances. - THIS LITTLE PIGGY -
A Kosher meat market in Brooklyn. - T.G.I.T.A. -
( Thank God It's Tuesday Afternoon) A sour dough garlic coated family size pizza specialty on Tuesday afternoons. - BARBIE BUST ENHANCEMENT FRANCHISE -
The first two locations went bust.
