Support: Hello, and thank you for calling the Psychic Friends
Computer Support Network! How can I help you?

Customer: Hi, I tried to open up a file, but the computer says "Cannot open A:
eport.doc"

Support: Ah, this file is stored on a floppy disk, isn't it?

Customer: Wow! How could you know that?

Support: I know many, many things. For instance, this file of yours,
it is some sort of report that you are working on, right? In
Microsoft Word?

Customer: Unbelievable! You really are psychic! Well, how can I
open this file?

Support: I see a . . . I see a . . . I see a message. It is an error
message. It says, "This file is corrupted, click here for more
details."

Customer: Well?

Support: Do it! You must click.

Customer: Do what?

Support: Say "Click"!!!

Customer: Click!

Support: No, double click! Double click!

Customer: Click Click! Click Click!!!

Support: Now I see another message. "In the future, do not save your
only copy to a floppy disk. Save a copy on your hard drive". Ah,
the vision is gone. Thank you for calling. If you stay on the line
an operator will speak with you about sending your disk in for a file
recovery. It is only $45 plus shipping.