Support: Hello, Psychic Friends Computer Support Network! How can I
help you?

Customer: Hi, I've been wondering whether or not to break up with my
girlfriend. We've been together for a long time, but I think I might
need something new in my life.

Support: Uh, we can only provide psychic guidance for computer
related issues.

Customer: You mean you can't help me with my girlfriend?

Support: No, we can only resolve computer problems.

Customer: Okay, then I have another question.

Support: Sure, how can I help?

Customer: I've been thinking about, uh, upgrading my computer system.
The one I've got is pretty good, though, and we've had a lot of good
times together. Hell, we've been together since high school...

Support: You and your computer???

Customer: Yeah, me and the computer...

Support: Well, uh.... How's the computer's hard drive space doing?

Customer: It used to be just fine, but now it's filling up pretty
quickly. Hardly fits in the case anymore.

Support: Oh! Mmmm... How's the display?

Customer: Except for that hard drive thing, not too bad.

Support: Has it got plenty of RAM in it?

Customer: Sure does! In fact, I just installed some last night.

Support: Have you been, uh, shopping around for new computers
lately?

Customer: Kind of. I've been using my neighbor's computer for the
last few months . . . .

Support: Okay, that's more than enough. Instead of getting a whole
new computer, how about just upgrading?

Customer: Upgrading?

Support: Yeah, you can have your computer's features enhanced at a .
. . a . . . repair shop!

Customer: Oh, hey, I get what you're saying. Thanks, I'll give it a
try.

Support: Don't mention it. Please! To anyone!