A Captain in the Foreign Legion was transferred to his new command in a desert outpost.

On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy-looking camel tied out back of the Enlisted men's barracks.

He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for??"

The Sergeant replied, "Well, sir, it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel..."

The Captain said, "Well, if it's good for morale, then I guess it's allright with me."

After he had been at this new outpost for about 6 months, the Captain couldn't stand it anymore, so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"

The Sergeant shrugged his shoulders, and led the camel into the Captain's quarters.

The Captain got a foot stool and proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel.

As he stepped down, very satisfied, from the stool, and was buttoning his pants, he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the Enlisted men do it???"...

The Sergeant replied, "Not exactly, sir...They usually just ride it into town...!!!"