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If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you are aiming too high.
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Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
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The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of him.
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Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home.
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A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
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If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder.
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Go for younger men.
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A man who can dress himself without looking like Forest Gump is unquestionably gay.
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Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
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Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee.
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Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he does.
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Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men -- a woman.
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There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -- strong, caring, and loving -- they'd be wrong but you can still use them.
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Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.
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Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man.
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There are only two four-letter words that are offensive to men -"don't" and "stop" (unless they're used together).
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Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's.
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If a man appears sexy, caring and smart give him a day and he will be back to his usual self.
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All men are like chickens with their heads cut off when they see beautiful women pass by.
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If your man appears happy, excited and keeps looking at you all of a sudden he is probably checking out the women behind you.
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Figuring out men is like trying to make a jigsaw puzzle in a car, once you think you have it all put together, you find another piece but you don't know where it goes.
