I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. 

She was delighted. 

I spent another $2,000 on a nose job for her.

She was ecstatic. 

I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn't thank me enough.

But I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself and she goes fucking nuts!

Women, I can't figure them out.