Maine Puts Carriage Before Horse in Y2K Glitch

PORTLAND, Maine - The Y2K bug reared its ugly head in Portland
when the state surprised new car buyers with ownership titles
identifying their vehicles as "horseless carriages."

It seems
a "horseless carriage" is a designation for any vintage
vehicle produced before 1916.

The computer that produced the
titles recognized 2000 as 1900 and classified all the titles
accordingly.

A spokesman assured reporters the glitch is no
indication of serious problems, saying, "The major systems
that effect health and safety are in pretty good shape."

 

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