A young couple honeymooning in Las Vegas had been doing very badly in the casinos.

The groom told the bride, "I have a hunch that I can turn our luck around if I go down to the casino alone."

Once in the casino, he put a dollar into each of two slot machines.

He hit the jackpot on both of them and walked away with $10,000.

He then played blackjack for a couple of hours until he had $50,000 in chips.

Next, he played poker and upped his winnings to $100,000.

He was about to cash in his chips when he got a hunch that his luck hadn't run out.

So he took all his money and placed it on Black at the roulette table, hoping to double his money.

The ball landed on Double Zero.

He returned to his room.

His bride asked, "How did you do?"

The groom shrugged and said, "I lost two dollars."