Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy,
and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her
birthday - she has everything, and besides, she can afford to
buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."

His buddy said, "I have an idea - why don't you make up a
certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any
way she wants it - she'll probably be thrilled."

So the fellow did.

The next day his buddy said, "Well? Did you
take my suggestion?"

"Yes, I did," said the fellow.

"Did she like it?" His buddy asked.

"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead
and ran out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!"