A woman went to a lawyer to discuss divorcing her husband.

"Don't you
love him anymore?" asked the lawyer.

"Oh, I still love him," the chick
replied.

"But all he ever wants is sex, I can't take it."

"Instead of
divorcing him why don't you try charging him every time he wants to make
love?" the lawyer suggested.

The exhausted wife decided to give the plan
a try.

As soon as she walked into the house that night her husband put
the hard word on her.

"Not so fast," she replied. "From now on it'll be
$10 in the kitchen, $20 in the living room and $50 in the bedroom."

"Well, then," he said. "Here's $50."

The wife began walking to the
bedroom.

"Hold on," he said, grabbing her hand. "That'll be five times
in the kitchen!"