One day the first grade teacher, Mrs. Price, was reading
the story of Chicken Little to her class...

she came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried
to warn the farmer.

She read, "and so Chicken Little went
up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling, the sky is
falling!'"

Mrs. Price paused and then asked the class, "What do you think
that farmer said?"

One little girl raised her hand and answered, "I think he
said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'"