- Dear God, Please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now
- Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up
- Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to have stitches and a shot.
- Dear God, If we come back as somebody else, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton - because I hate her.
- Dear God, I read the bible. What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me
- Dear God, How did you know you were God? Who told you?
- Dear God, Is it true my Father won't get in Heaven if he uses his golf words in the house?
- Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only people in our family and I can never do it.
- Dear God, Did you really mean, Do Unto Others As They Do Unto You? If you did, then I'm going to get even with my brother.
- Dear God, I like the story about Chanukah the best of all of them. You really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too.
- Dear God, My Grandpa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go?
- Dear God, Do you draw the lines around the countries? If you don't, who does?
- Dear God, It's O. K. that you made different religions but don't you get mixed up sometimes?
- Dear God, Did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was it an accident?
- Dear God, In bible times, did they really talk that fancy?
- Dear God, What does it mean you are a jealous God? I thought you had everything you wanted.
- Dear God, How come you did all those miracles in the old days and don't do any now?
- Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp this year.
- Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they each had their own rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother.
- Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet. What's up? Don't forget.
- Dear God, You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways before I cross the street.
- Dear God, My brother told me about how you are born but it just doesn't sound right. What do you say?
- Dear God, If you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my new shoes.
- Dear God, Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just know him through the business?
- Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what you do for a job. Who does it when you are on vacation?
- Dear God, In school we read that Thomas Edison made light, but in Sunday School they said you did it first. Did he steal your idea? Sincerely,
- Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God than you. Well, I just want you to know that. I am not just saying that because you are already God.
- Dear God, It is great the way you always get the stars in the right place. Why can't you do that with the moon?
- Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really.
- Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool.
