It was that time during the Sunday morning service for "the children's
sermon", and all the children were invited to come forward.

One little girl was wearing a particularly pretty dress and, as she sat
down, the pastor leans over and says to her, "That is a very pretty
dress. Is it your Easter dress?"

The little girl replies, directly into the pastor's clip-on microphone,
"Yes, and my Mom says it's a bitch to iron."