A Greek Restaurant owner daily teased his Chinese neighbor whenever he met him.

"How much is the flied lice today?"

The Chinese restaurant owner would fume and walk back into his restaurant and decided to avoid the Greek owner.

One day the Chinese owner decides to go for speech lessons and after three months of intense learning decides to confront the Greek with his new skill.

When the Greek sees the Chinese owner he asks the usual question " How much is the flied lice?"

The Chinese replies confidently: " It is not flied lice, It is fried rice, you flucking Gleek plick!!!!"