- If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands, you're eating
it too slowly. - Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries
all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. - The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store
in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot. - Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the
edge off your appetite and you'll eat less. - A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of
calories in one place. Isn't that handy? - If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the
fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of
the chocolate to protect themselves. - If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is
that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other? - Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look
younger.
