Its closing time at the local pub.

As the bartender is
putting stools up, a filthy ragged homeless man walks in.

"No free booze!", says the bartender.

"No, all I want is one toothpick", says the homeless man.

The bartender gives him the toothpick and away he goes.

No sooner has the homeless man left, another one shows up.

"What do YOU want?", asks the bartender mopping the floor.

"I would like one toothpick my good man", says the homeless
man.

The bartender squints at the homeless man, but gives
him the toothpick and away he goes.

Just as the bartender is about to turn out the lights and
lock up, another homeless man appears.

"I know, I know",
says the bartender, "You want a toothpick".

"Oh nooo", says the homeless man, "I need a straw".

The bartender gets him the straw, "Here you can have this
straw but I gotta know what's going on here."

"Well says the dirty homeless man, this drunken bimbo has
puked all over the alley out here, but the good bits are
already gone."