The church service was under way and they passed the
collection plate.

When the preacher saw a $100 bill in the collection plate,
he stopped the service and announced, "Who ever put the $100
bill in the plate please stand up."

A gay man stood up and said, "I did."

The preacher told him, "Since you put that money in the plate
I would like to let you pick out three hymns."

Excitedly, the gay guy said, "Well, I'll take him and him
and him!"