Great Comebacks For Those Stupid Old Pickup Lines:

• Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
  
  Woman: Unfertilized!
• Man: I know how to please a woman.
  
  Woman: Then please leave me alone.
• Man: I want to give myself to you.
  
  Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
• Man: Your body is like a temple.
  
  Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
• Man: I'd go through anything for you.
  
  Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.
• Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
  
  Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?