We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes about
us.

We think this is hairassment.

It causes us grate stress and makes
our roots turn dark.

We have hired a loyer and he is talking to the
loyers at Clairol.

We will take this all the way to the supream cort if
we have two.

Juj Thomas knos all about hairassment and he will be on are
side.

We have also talked to the govner to make a new law to stop this
pursicushun.

We want a law that makes peepol tell brewnet jokes as much as blond jokes
and every so often a red head joke.

If we don't get our way we will not
date anybody that ain't blond and we will make up jokes about you and we
will laff.

Sined by the blonds at the ofise
(sine with a penseel so you can erace it if you make a mistake)