- His ISP doesn't have a DNS entry.
- His hard drive's gotten a little too fragmented.
- I don't think the factory got all the components installed.
- I think we're dealing with a major hardware conflict here.
- A couple extensions short of a working System folder.
- Oh, he's got the extensions, all right, but I think he needs
to run Conflict Catcher on them real bad! - Wrong cluster size; too much slack space on his hard drive.
- His RAM is more than just intermittently faulty.
- Not quite enough bandwidth on his neural network.
- Yeah, his Pentium's the one with the math bug in it.
- Naw, he still thinks 640K of RAM is fine for most apps.
- Yeah, I think someone zapped his PRAM.
- Yeah, his CD-ROM drive doesn't quite have the necessary
transfer rate or the right drivers. - Yeah, that was some wild party. Trashed all his registers,
and now he's doing a core dump! - Naw, his video card doesn't support that many colors.
- Naw, his mouth and brain don't have a client/server
relationship; it's more like two threads executing
independantly. The server process might die but in his
case, it would be pretty hard to tell.
