10 Reasons why computers are definitely male.

1. They do all their thinking with a component that measures about 2
   inches.

2. When things go wrong, they just sit there looking blank.
3. They are fine until you really need them, then they break down.
4. They do'nt do anything without being told.
5. They get switched on in the mornings when you're sleepy.
6. The more you give them to do, the slower they work.
7. They have to be prompted to flush before exit.
8. Left unattended for a short period of time, they go to sleep.
9. Under the covers, it's mostly hot air.
10. You never see one in the kitchen.