Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms.

They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly. Imagine the trademarks:

Nike Condoms Just do It

Toyota Condoms Oh what a feeling

Ford Condoms The ride of your life.

Microsoft Condoms Where do you want to go today?

KFC Condoms Finger Licking Good

M&Ms Condoms Melt in your mouth, not in your hands

Duracell Condoms Keep going and going and going

Pringles Condoms Once you pop, you can't stop.

OzEmail Condoms We Give You More

Intel Condoms Intel inside

BMW Condoms Pure Driving Pleasure

Australian Open Condoms Double the Action

Labor Party Condoms It's Time!

Energiser Condoms Oi Oi Oi!

Hyundai Condoms All Day, Every Day

Tip Top Condoms Good onya Mum!

Panasonic Condoms Even More than You Expected

Swan Lager Condoms They said you'd never make it......

Vegemite Condoms Puts a rose in every cheek

Levi Condoms Do You fit The Legend?

Nescafe Condoms It brings you together

XXXX Condoms I can feel a XXXX coming on.......

Dunlop Condoms Stick with Dunlop

Mitsubishi Condoms Please Consider

AFL Condoms I'd Like to See That

Samboy Condoms The flavour really hits you

Nobby's Condoms Nibble Nobby's Nuts

Ericsson Condoms Smaller

Bolle Condoms Put 'em on your face

Mars Condoms Help You Work Rest & Play

Macleans Condoms Are your Macleans Showing

Harvey Norman Go Harvey , Go Harvey , Go Harvey Norman.

Clairol NicenEasy Enough said really........

VB Condoms You can get it any old how....

Allied Pickfords The Careful Movers

Cadbury Condoms A glass and a half.

Suncorp Condoms More For You

Vodaphone Condoms Oh Yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh

Optus Condoms Yes

Sinex Condoms Lasts Longer

BHP Condoms The Big Australian

National Mutual I'm Covered.

FAI Condoms We're there to take the force of the blow