A blonde, worried about the HIV crisis, walks into a drugstore and
purchases a pack of condoms.

"That will be $1.08, please," says the
clerk.

"What's the 8 cents for?" asks the blonde. "It says one dollar
right here on the packaging."

"Tax," replies the clerk.

"Gee", says the blond, "I thought you just rolled them on and they
stayed put."