A guy who went into the adult section of a department store to buy condoms.

The female clerk told him, "We have the rainbow assortment on sale today,
would you like those?"

The guy said, "Good, I'll take a box."

A few months later, he went into the women's clothing section and saw that
this same female clerk was transferred into the maternity section.

The guy said, "I'd like to buy a maternity blouse."

The clerk asked, "What bust?"

To which he replied, "One of the goddamm blue ones!"