A man and his new bride were in their honeymoon suite on the night of
their wedding.

They had never been intimate.

When the new wife shyly
suggested they get undressed the man said he needed to make a confession.

He told his new wife that he was built like a baby.

The new wife pondered
over this for a moment and then gently told him that is was ok and they
would work it out.

Then the man unzipped his pants and his penis rolled
out and fell to the floor.

The wife
gasped and said, 'I thought you said you were built like a baby?'

The husband replied, 'I am, 6 lbs. 8ozs, and 22
inches long!'