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"Man who run behind car get exhausted."
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"Man who run in front of car get tired."
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"Passionate kiss like spider web -- soon lead to undoing of
fly." -
"Virginity like bubble. One prick -- all gone."
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"Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife
upright organ." -
"Man who walk through airport turnstile backward going to
Bangkok." -
"Man who do business in whore house get jerked around."
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"Baseball wrong. Man with four balls not able to walk."
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"Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it."
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"War does not determine who right. War determine who left."
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"Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house."
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"Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night."
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"It take many nail to build crib, but one screw to fill it."
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"Man who drive like hell, bound to get there."
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"Man who live in glass house should change in basement."
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"Boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution
in hand." -
"Man who fish in other man's well, often catch crabs."
