A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his
parents, went over to their house, and found his mother in the kitchen
cooking dinner.

He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh, and
said, "Mom, I have something to tell you: I'm gay."

His mother made no reply or gave any response, and the guy was about to
repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot
she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay -- doesn't that mean you put
other men's penises in your mouth?"

The guy said nervously, "Uh, yeah, Mom, that's right."

His mother went back to stirring the pot, then suddenly whirled around,
whacked him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain
about my cooking again!!"