A visiting minister was shaking the hands of the church members as they
were leaving the Church service when a elderly lady told the Minister,"That was a wonderful service Rev. I wish Cootie Brown had been here to
hear this sermon."

The next Sunday, the visiting Minsiter saw the elderly lady sitting next to
a young lady with a short dress on.

The Visiting Minister lean over to the
Regular Minister and asked, "Is that Cootie Brown?", pointing at the lady
with the short dress on.

After a hard look at the young lady, he replied, "No that's just the way
the light hits it."