A Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders,
but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a
12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted
sign, which read "RADAR TRAP AHEAD". The officer then found a
young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a
bucket full of money.
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an
automated radar post in La Crosse, WI. A $40 speeding ticket was
included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of
$40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As a Wisconsin State
Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book,
she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State
Troopers Ball." He replied, "Wisconsin State Troopers don't have
balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he
realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back
in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start
her car.