I was standing in a bar in Cairns – North Queensland and this little Chinese guy comes in and stands next to me.

I said to him, “Do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu?”

He says “No, why  you ask me dat, is it coz I Chinee”?

“No”, I say, "It’s because you’re drinking my beer you slanty eyed little prick."