Q: Where do vampires live?

A: In the Vampire State Building.

Q: Who are some of the werewolves cousins?

A: The whatwolves and the when wolves

Q: What is a vampires favorite mode of transportation?

A: A blood vessel

Q: What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the
body of his dog?

A: I don't know, but it's great at chasing submarines!

Q: What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?

A: A blood hound

Q: Why are black cats such good singers?

A: They are very mewsical.

Q: What do you call a cold, evil candle?

A: The wicked wick of the north.

Q: What kind of hot dogs do werewolves like best?

A: Halloweiners

Q: Where do little ghosts learn to yell "BOO!"?

A: In noisery school