I walked up to the counter at a chain fried chicken joint and asked
the cashier-Induhvidual for a soda and a piece of chicken.

"Crispy or regular", she asked.

"I don't care. Either will be fine," I replied.

"Crispy or regular", she asked again, annoyed.

"...Ahh, Crispy then," I responded.

"We are out of crispy," she said.

<< I felt like punching her face!..
..but she was female 😉