Once
upon a time in China, lived two Chinamen.

One
named I cum and one named no cum.

No cum
marry pretty chinese girl named No Cum Tu.

For
velly obvious reason No Cum and No Cum Tu not have any children.

 One
day, No Cum went out of town on business and I Cum came over and spent the night
with No Cum Tu.

That
night I Cum came and No Cum Tu came too.

This
make both velly happy.

However
about 7 or 8 months later, No Cum see he about to become a father but he not
know how come, so when baby came he named it How Cum u Cum .

Of
course, I Cum and No Cum Tu know how How Cum U Cum came but to this day No Cum
not know How Cum U Cum came!

Cum
again !!