The little boy was caught swearing by his teacher.

"Jeffrey," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did
you hear it?"

"My daddy said it." he responded.

"Well, that doesn't matter," she explained, "you don't know what it
means."

"I do, too." Jeffrey corrected. "It means the car won't start."

 

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