Homeward bound at the end of the war, a Confederate soldier saw a beautiful
woman and was about to go over and introduce himself when a fellow train
passenger pushed him aside, sat down next to her and crudely offered her two
dollars for sex.

Immediately the soldier jumped up and shot the carpetbagger right between the
eyes.

Looking at the woman, he snarled, First they freed the slaves, then they won the
war, but I'll be damned if they're going to start raising prices!"