A girl saw an attractive man in a bar.

She sat next to him,
ordered a drink and introduced herself.

They became friendly
and she invited him home.

When they arrived she gave him a drink, turned on the TV
and went to get into "something more comfortable."

She came out in a flimsy negligee, paraded back and forth
and announced, "Paris, 1998."

He smiled and continued watching TV.

She went back, changed into a topless bathing suit and
announced, "San Francisco, 1997."

Again he smiled and continued watching TV.

This time she went to extremes, she came out wearing
shoes and nothing else and announced, "Here and now,
1999."

There were still no results.

She screamed, "What's the matter with you anyway?"

The man jumped up, jerked his pants down and said,
"Mowing machine, 1996!"