What happens when you fall in love with:

• A chef? (You get buttered up.)
• A chauffeur? (You get taken for a ride.)
• A gambler? (He cheats on you.)
• A telephone operator? (He gives you a
  phone-y line.)
• A trashman? (He dumps you.)
• A clockmaker? (He two-times you.)
• A pastry cook? (He desserts you.)
• A shoe salesman? (He walks all over you.)
• An elevator operator? (He lets you down.)
• An artist? (He gives you the brush.)
• A jogger? (He gives you the run-around.)